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Professor Shelby expresses his dark side.

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Shelby
Shelby
(singing to audience)
verse:
G(2) A(6) F(3)
The technology department came about
F(2) G(3) E
with a big donation from Angelwire
G A(5) F(5) G E
A check that big doesn’t normally come for free
G A(3) F(2) G(4) E(2)
A six figure gift they offered will inspire (me)
G A(4) F(3) G E
to pick the brightest minds from the tree
verse 2:
C B A(4) B A F F F G(4) E
They asked me to be on the lookout for the genius college mind
G(2) A(4) F(6) G E
recruit students with IQ’s above one fifty eight
A(4) F(3) G(3) E
If they hire the candidate who I refer,
A(4) F(4) G E
this is how they spell appreciate
bridge:
A(4) B(3)
bigger dollar come to me
B(3) C(4) B C B
i have a student i’ve molded so perfectly
A(4) B(3)
bigger dollar flies at me
B(2) C(4) B C B
it’s renumerance, not bribery
(repeat)
(before he sings chorus, he takes off professor hat and puts on money hat)
chorus:
B(2) C E(3) F B(2) C E(3) F
I’ll get paid by Angelwire 50 thousand for each lead
F C B A G F E
for every student I recommend that they hire
B(2) C E(4) F B(2) C E(3) F
A few students should do the job, no more dressing like a slob
C(2) B B(3) A(2) G F E
money talks but it’s the zeros that inspire
B(3) C E(3) F B C E(3) F
Professor Shelby is my name and money is my game
B C(3) B(2) A G F E
No longer the little nerd from high school
B(2) C E(3) F B C E(4) F
Dr. Shelby can’t complain, 6 figures control my brain
C(2) B(3) A(2) G F E
So much power I can give and take away
verse 3:
A(3) F(2) F G(4) E
Progress has no conscience, but that’s okay with me
G A(4) F(4) G(4) E
as long as I can cash in, from this new technology
G A(4) C(2) D C B
they think we’re nerds, we’ll play the silly part
G A(4) C(2) D C B
o - blivious, sometimes in class, I’ll fart
verse 4:
G A(4) C(2) D C B C C B
i’m not the nerd they figured me to be. far from it.
G A(3) C(3) D(2) C B C C B
one day, Angelwire will make me the VP. you’ve done it.
G A(3) C D C B C C B
then, people will blog about me. let’s run it.
B A(2) C(2) D C B
the new face of technology.
chorus:
B(2) C E(3) F B(2) C E(3) F
I’ll get paid by Angelwire 50 thousand for each lead
F C B A G F E
for every student I recommend that they hire
B(2) C E(4) F B(2) C E(3) F
A few students should do the job, no more dressing like a slob
C(2) B B(3) A(2) G F E
money talks but it’s the zeros that inspire
B(3) C E(3) F B C E(3) F
Professor Shelby is my name and money is my game
B C(3) B(2) A G F E
No longer the little nerd from high school
B(2) C E(3) F B C E(4) F
Dr. Shelby can’t complain, 6 figures control my brain
C(2) B(3) A(2) G F E
So much power I can give and take away
bridge 2:
A(2) B C C D D C B
who would’ve thought that I’d be this way
B A A B C C(2) D(2) D C B
seduced and reduced to a puppet they can play
A A B C G(2) C D(3) C B
bribed by a bio-tech - nology pharamaceutical giant
B A(3) B C G(2) D(3) C B
dead presidents convincing me to become compliant
chorus:
B(2) C E(3) F B(2) C E(3) F
I’ll get paid by Angelwire 50 thousand for each lead
F C B A G F E
for every student I recommend that they hire
B(2) C E(4) F B(2) C E(3) F
A few students should do the job, no more dressing like a slob
C(2) B B(3) A(2) G F E
money talks but it’s the zeros that inspire
B(3) C E(3) F B C E(3) F
Professor Shelby is my name and money is my game
B C(3) B(2) A G F E
No longer the little nerd from high school
B(2) C E(3) F B C E(4) F
Dr. Shelby can’t complain, 6 figures control my brain
C(2) B(3) A(2) G F E
So much power I can give and take away

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from Dumpster Diver the Musical, released January 14, 2016
lyrics/music: kris kemp

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Kris Kemp is a writer, musician, traveler, creative entrepreneur.

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